Thoughts I've had lately:

Women must be more patient than men.  They wait all month to ovulate, the time when they can have an egg fertilized.  Men can fertilize an egg whnever we want.  Men should learn patience...

Astronauts should figure out a way to look inside a black hole, cuz i really wanna know what's in there.

Pets are for people who don't have enouch trouble in their lives, so they buy an animal to feed, clean up after, and board when they go on vacation.

I like it when girls where their hair in pigtails, or long and straight.

It's neat when you've been sitting around all day and then suddenly some one calls you to hang out.

I need to go camping with JGotti in hocking hills soon.

Women are like buses, a new one comes along every 15 minutes.

DV out

Okay girls, i know this is cliche, but i've gotta tell you... if i was 6 inches tall i would be in love with Tinkerbell, the pixie from Peter Pan.  I mean, let's be honest she has everything you'd ever want in a half foot tall woman.  Those curvy hips, soft blond hair, and of course very sexy wings!  I'm tellin' you she must drive those pixie boys wild!  Oh, and i almost forgot the most important thing, she can sprinkle you with her magic dust so that you can fly.

I can see it all now, i'd come home from a long day of collecting rain drops from spider webs, you know the usuall Pixie stuff, to our home in a broken cuckoo clock.  Sure the lost boys would be making noise as always, but if my pixie bride and i were lucky perhaps Wendy would sing to us.  We'd have many happy little pixie children sworn to protect Peter Pan.  And on the warm days we could cool ourselves down where the mermaids swim!  One thing could get old though... when she speaks it sounds like a tiny little bell ringing, so i'd have to learn pixie language, but that's what you do when you are in Love!

So now that all you girls are writhing with jealousy, i'll tell you that you don't have to worry.  Tinkerbell doesn't return any of my calls...

DV out

So my computer screen keeps turning pink nad then back to normal colored again.  This is i how i know it is gay.  It's gay because it loves to be pink instead of normal colored.  It's gay because it can't make up it's gay-mind about what color to be.  And it's gay because... i just think it's gay, alright?  If a computer screen can be gay, can other inanimate objects be gay?  Like maybe shoes... They have mates without any physical differences to distinguish one from another.  You think about that the next time you slide your feet into your gay shoes mouths... i bet they love it.  So that's atleast two things that are inanimate and gay, i guess the same logic would apply to spoons.  They lay around all day front facing the back of the next one in line, to me that is conclusive of gayness. 

Moving on... i am very sad, but i won't say why.  A tease, i know, but for now that's just the way it will have to be.  Pitty party for me?  Don't bother i've got that action covered.

DV out

Thanks in large part to the posting/commenting of one miss Rachel Brown i have decided to continue with this assinyne phenomenon known as Xanga.  Today i am writing from the University of Maryland in Washington DC.  Sounds exciting doesn't it?  WRONG!!!!  i am so tired, cuz i've been busy evcery stinkin day, and if weren't for the prayers of my Beloved i would be scratching my eyes out with dismay.  Other than that, life is good. 

I have decided that my life needs more activity out of doors.  I resolve heretofor to play out of doors sports, and do more projects with Tim Pheasnt.  I'm thinking about digging a bunker, and roofing it with sticks and branches and such.  This will occupy me for the better part of a week, and i am sure my studies will not suffer (right...). 

That's all for now

DV out 

So... facebook huh?  Welp i guess this is the end of the Xanga craze, atleast here at the Naz.  Well that's fine, i'll just stop posting.  Until somebody leaves me a respons to this post with a legitimately good reaswon for me to continue, i am done!

DV out (possibly for the last time)